Olive Jokes

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    A man was on a game show. He was on his final question; all he had to do was answer that question right, and he would win 1 million dollars!
    The game show host said, "All right, for your final question: 'What are the names of three of Santa's reindeer?'"
    The man grinned and said, "Dasher!"
    The game show host said, "Correct!"
    "Correct! What is the last name?"
    The man yelled, "Olive!"
    The game show host was confused and said, "Why Olive?"
    The contestent looked at him strangely and said, "Oh, don't you know? 'Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...'"

    Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea, what are they called when they fly over the bay?
    A. bagels

    Q. What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?
    A. Make me one with everything.

    Q. What's the name of the ninth reindeer?
    A. Olive as in' olive the other reindeer'.

    Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they got into the boat to cross the Potomac River?
    A. Men. ... get in the boat...

    Q. Why is a Texas tornado like a Tennessee divorce?
    A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

    If Olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

    On a famous TV game show A BLONDE contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS! "To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and,. .. Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain...' Olive?!?'". "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."

    How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?
    Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call
    him names"

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