"Question and answer time" joke
Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea, what are they called when they fly over the bay?
A. bagels
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Q. What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?
A. Make me one with everything.
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Q. What's the name of the ninth reindeer?
A. Olive as in' olive the other reindeer'.
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Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they got into the boat to cross the Potomac River?
A. Men. ... get in the boat...
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Q. Why is a Texas tornado like a Tennessee divorce?
A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...