Seagulls Jokes

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    A blonde and a brunette were walking along the beach.
    The brunette says "Gosh, look at all the dead seagulls!"
    The blonde looks up in the sky and says,"Where?"

    Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea, what are they called when they fly over the bay?
    A. bagels

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    Q. What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?
    A. Make me one with everything.

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    Q. What's the name of the ninth reindeer?
    A. Olive as in' olive the other reindeer'.

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    Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they got into the boat to cross the Potomac River?
    A. Men. ... get in the boat...

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    Q. Why is a Texas tornado like a Tennessee divorce?
    A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

    Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
    A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.

    A blonde and a brunette were walking along the beach.
    The brunette says "Gosh, look at all the dead seagulls!"
    The blonde looks up in the sky and says,"Where?"

    Why do seagulls live by the sea?
    Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!
    (baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.)

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