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    The safest place during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

    Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.
    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be over reacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

    Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.
    This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.
    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

    Every "hormone hostage" knows that there are days in the
    month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he
    takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that
    should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of
    every husband, boyfriend, or male child.
    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
    DANGEROUS: Why are you so worked up?
    SAFER: Could we be over-reacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?!?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!
    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

    Every “Hormone Hostage” knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.

    DANGEROUS: “What’s for dinner? ”
    SAFER: “Can I help you with dinner? ”
    SAFEST: “Where would you like to go for dinner? ”

    DANGEROUS: “Are you wearing THAT? ”
    SAFER: “Gee, you look good in brown. ”
    SAFEST: “Wow! Look at you! ”

    DANGEROUS: “What are you so worked up about? ”
    SAFER: “Could we be overreacting? ”
    SAFEST: “Here’s fifty dollars. ”

    DANGEROUS: “Should you be eating that? ”
    SAFER: “You know, there are a lot of apples left. ”
    SAFEST: “Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ”

    DANGEROUS: “What did you DO all day? ”
    SAFER: “I hope you didn’t overdo more...

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