"The safest place during an" joke

The safest place during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

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Where do you take a dying man?

The living room!

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Big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anybody.

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