"Grumpy" joke

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking more...

What do you say to a baby Jewish American Princess?
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A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog. The physician offered to show more...

A driver is pulled over by a police man.
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 more...

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Rose:"Leave me alone with my midol" doesn't sound like anything any woman I know would say. Instead, this poor-excuse-for-a-joke consists completely of stereotypes of both women and men. On a gender-equity level, it fails; on the level of humor, it also fails.
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