Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.
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Rose:"Leave me alone with my midol" doesn't sound like anything any woman I know would say. Instead, this poor-excuse-for-a-joke consists completely of stereotypes of both women and men. On a gender-equity level, it fails; on the level of humor, it also fails.
TERRI: I LOVE YOUR JOKES!! WE NEED MORE OF THEM!!! THANK YOU
aria: this s such a good joke i am going to use this in my podcast please make more....
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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
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Grumpy
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.