"Hooker versus drug dealer riddle" joke

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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Maori falla at school

by moses pouto

Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...

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Santa Riddle

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Dyslexic bank robbery

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PLOP

Two dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"

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If electricity comes from electrons,

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

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Ah Beng's Job Interview

Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, more...

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