"Hooker versus drug dealer riddle" joke

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't
say a word...
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the ticket, one Ranger turned to the other and said, "How do you spell Waxahachie?" The other one replied, "I don't know." So the first one said, more...

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An old married couple were driving down the road one day when suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face. He shouted, "what the hell was that for?". She replied, "That was for 50 years of the worst sex I ever had!" As they continued down the more...

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Esme Lauterbach:I remember hearing that stupid joke when I was in grade school!
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Zibby:Does that end with "It's a wonder your guts don't fall out?"
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Kyle:Your hairline went 100ml past the dinosaur age
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Kyle:Your hairline went 100ml past the dinosaur age
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Brianna:Ur Haiti's far as 1323
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naruto:guess what your hairline sad to me nothing cause its so short
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GabberJaws:Lol so fuckin funny
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pj:me and your hair go back to 200 b.c
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denzel:your hairline is so back lebron gave you his hairline for christmas
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denzel:Your hairline is so back I thought it was went across the country
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