"Hooker versus drug dealer riddle" joke

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

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Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Aww, did it hurt when you got kicked out of hell?
Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F more...

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When it comes to charity, most people stop at nothing.

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Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing more...

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q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

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