"Hooker versus drug dealer riddle" joke

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking more...

What do you say to a baby Jewish American Princess?
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A driver is pulled over by a police man.
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 more...

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

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Kyle:Your hairline went 100ml past the dinosaur age
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Kyle:Your hairline went 100ml past the dinosaur age
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naruto:guess what your hairline sad to me nothing cause its so short
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pj:me and your hair go back to 200 b.c
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denzel:your hairline is so back lebron gave you his hairline for christmas
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denzel:Your hairline is so back I thought it was went across the country
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TL:I know you can't play poker the last time checked yo hairline was worst than the Joker
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