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Who's On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys' name on the team so when I go to see them in that St. Louis ball park I'll be able to know those fellows? BUD: All right. But you know, strange as it may seems, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names, nick names, like "Dizzy Dean." Now on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third --LOU: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team. BUD: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third --LOU: You know the fellows' names? BUD: Yes. LOU: Well, then who's playin' first. BUD: YesLOU: I mean the fellow's name on first base. BUD: Who. LOU: The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis. BUD: Who. LOU: The guy on first base. BUD: Who is on first. LOU: Well, what are you askin' me for? BUD: I'm not asking you -- I'm telling more...

One day, little Johnny came home from school. He went into the house and found no one around, which he thought was strange because his parent's car and his grandparent's car was in the driveway. So, he searches all over the house. Finaly he went up stairs to his parent's room and opened the door. There was Dad and Mom having sex.
"what are you doin, Dad?" little Johnny asked.
Playin' poker, son, and your mom's my wild card. Go find Grandpa and Grandma."
So off Johnny goes to the next bedroom and there are grandma and grandpa having sex.
"What are you doin' Grandpa?" little Johnny asked.
"Playin' poker and Grandma's my wild card".
So little Johnny leaves the room. A few hours go by and it's time for dinner, but nobody can find little Johnny. Dad goes up to Johnny's bedroom and finds him there masterbating.
"what are you doing?" Dad asks.
"Playin' poker, Dad," Johnny said.
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