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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...