"Don't knock on Death's door." joke

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly' get out of jail free' card.

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Mel:Nice joke
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Mel:Boi if you don't get your nasty looking death door with a bell out of here I will knock instead of ringing the bell. Just kidding keep the jokes up
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Dafucking bitch:Stupidest thing I have ever seen. Go learn how magnets work and re learn the definition of a joke.
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BarbersFuck123:Ahh I got it! It is pointless
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