"Don't knock on Death's door." joke
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly' get out of jail free' card.
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Mel:Nice joke
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Mel:Boi if you don't get your nasty looking death door with a bell out of here I will knock instead of ringing the bell. Just kidding keep the jokes up
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Daniel GRIESAU:That was funny !!!
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karthisri:
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Dafucking bitch:Stupidest thing I have ever seen. Go learn how magnets work and re learn the definition of a joke.
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BarbersFuck123:Ahh I got it! It is pointless
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