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Don't knock on Death's door.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Mel:Nice joke

Don't knock on Death's door.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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Mel:Boi if you don't get your nasty looking death door with a bell out of here I will knock instead of ringing the bell. Just kidding keep the jokes up

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