"A really Un-PC riddle" joke

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

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kasndszm:all dames in denmark are sexy
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king:yo hairline was playin sorry and wemt 5 spaces back
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damarri:Yo hairline looks like an line graph
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damarri:Yo hairline is so jacked up it looks like a line graph
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damarri:Yo hairline looks like an x on the xbox
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damarri:Yo hairline is messed up u should grab a ruler and a black marker and make it straight
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mea:all you need to do is shine a light up to yo hairline and well get the batman symbol
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beaner99:In Spanish it stands for Asociasion De Idiotas Dispuestos A Superarse
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jeriel:nd ther it is!
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