"A really Un-PC riddle" joke

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking more...

What do you say to a baby Jewish American Princess?
Gucci Gucci Goo

A driver is pulled over by a police man.
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 more...

From "New Scientist", attributed from R.D. Hayler, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, to a friend:
Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other more...

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