"A really Un-PC riddle" joke

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Four men went to play golf.
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and more...

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Two dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"

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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

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In his most recent interview, Charlie Sheen says he's been keeping so busy that he hardly has time to neglect his children.

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