"Confucius Says" joke

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Zachary:I do not understand this joke
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Zachary:i dont understand
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dudemanguybro:This isn't right. The real joke goes like this: "A kid asks his dad what a vagina looks like and the dad replies, 'before or after sex?' the kid says 'uh, before.' The dad says, 'Have you ever seen a beautiful flower with silky soft petals?' the kid nods and thinks for a sec then asks, 'What about after sex?' The dad looks at him and asks, 'have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?'"
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Russ:I am so into hung dudes
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