Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
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dudemanguybro:This isn't right. The real joke goes like this: "A kid asks his dad what a vagina looks like and the dad replies, 'before or after sex?' the kid says 'uh, before.' The dad says, 'Have you ever seen a beautiful flower with silky soft petals?' the kid nods and thinks for a sec then asks, 'What about after sex?' The dad looks at him and asks, 'have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?'"
TERRI: I LOVE YOUR JOKES!! WE NEED MORE OF THEM!!! THANK YOU
aria: this s such a good joke i am going to use this in my podcast please make more....
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hassan: When someone asks me an obvious question, I can’t resist saying “Nope, I just like standing in the rain for fun”
Found more sarcastic and witty ideas here: how to give answer to obvious questions — great for everyday situations.
Confucius Says
Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.