Motto Jokes / Recent Jokes
What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran
A FEW MORE CLINTON JOKES
Is it true that President Clinton's favorite movie is' Free Willy'?
For those of you who remember the motto at the democratic headquarters prior to the election -' It's the economy stupid' now comes a more appropriate motto:' IT'S THE ZIPPER STUPID'
The new scandal is being called' ForniGATE' or' Forna-GATE' Choose your own spelling.
The Federal Trade Commission is investigating the case as well... as an illegal merger.
First they complain that you AREN'T spending enough time with the interns. . . .
Clinton's problem is that he can't keep Air Force One in the hangar
Question: What's the redneck motto for sexual maturity?
Answer: After eight it's too late.
#1
Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
#2
Historically, a blue ribbon has been awarded for first prize.
#3
The motto of M-G-M movie studios is Art for Art's Sake.
#4
The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named "Volney."
#5
It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
#6
The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
#7
The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.
#8
The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
#9
There are more Rolls Royce cars in Hong Kong than anywhere else in the world.
#10
X-ray technology has shown there are 3 different versions of the Mona Lisa under the visible one.
#11
The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
#12
It takes only about 8 minutes more...
The principal was very proud of his school's academic record.' It is very impressive.' said one parent who was considering sending his son there.' How do you maintain such high standards?'
' Simple,' said the principal.' The school motto says it all.'
' What's that?' asked the parent.
' If at first you don't succeed, you're expelled.'