Greenhorn Jokes / Recent Jokes

A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako. The greenhorn asked how he could become a sourdough. The two sourdoughs winked at each other, and told him he had to do three things. First, he had to pee in the Yukon River. Second, he had to wrestle with a grizzly bear. And last, he had to make love to an Athabascan Indian woman." No problem," said the cheechako, and off he went. He hired himself a guide, and soon had dispatched his first duty. Then they found the grizzly bear. The cheechako chased the bear into a cave. The most awful roaring and screaming emitted from that cave, along with blood and fur. Finally, the cheechako staggers out of the cave. "Okay," he said to the guide. "Where's that Indian woman I'm supposed to wrassle!"

A greenhorn was telling his buddy what a great hunter he was. When they arrived at their cabin, the greenhorn said,"You get the fire started and I'll go shoot us something for supper." After a few minutes, the greenhorn met a grizzly bear. He dropped his gun, headed for the cabin, with the bear in hot pursuit. When he was a few feet away from the cabin, the greenhorn tripped over a log. The bear couldn't stop and skidded through the open cabin door. The greenhorn got up, slammed the door, and yelled to his friend inside,"You skin that one, and I'll go get us another one!"

In 1890, a stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a busty lady and a greenhorn from the East. The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady. Finally he leaned forward and said,' Lady, I'll give you ten dollars for a blowjob.'

The Texan looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and shot the greenhorn between the running lights. The lady gasped and said,' Thank you, sir, for defending my honor!'

The Texan holstered his gun and said,' Your honor, hell! Just trying to keep down inflation. Around here, a blowjob goes for two dollars.'