Ghouls Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Did you hear about the ghouls favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.

    Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

    A vampire joke
    What happened to the mad vampire?
    He went a little batty!

    A demon joke
    What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
    Exorcise a lot!

    A ghost joke
    What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?

    A demon joke
    Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
    Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

    A vampire joke
    Where do vampires go on holiday?
    The Isle of Fright!

    A vampire joke
    What’s a vampire’s favourite soup?
    Sharks’ fang soup!

    A vampire joke
    Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?

    Q: What goes "Oob, oob!"
    A: A witch in reverse.
    Q: How do you make a milkshake?
    A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
    Q: What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
    A: She flies off the handle.
    Q: Why do demons hang out with ghouls?
    A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
    Q: Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
    A: It was his bat.
    Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
    A: Put your boos and shocks on.
    Mother vampire to son:
    Hurry up and eat your breakfast before it clots.
    Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.
    Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.
    Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?
    A: See you next month!

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