Oob Jokes

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    Q: What goes "Oob, oob!"
    A: A witch in reverse.
    Q: How do you make a milkshake?
    A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
    Q: What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
    A: She flies off the handle.
    Q: Why do demons hang out with ghouls?
    A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
    Q: Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
    A: It was his bat.
    Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
    A: Put your boos and shocks on.
    Mother vampire to son:
    Hurry up and eat your breakfast before it clots.
    Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.
    Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.
    Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?
    A: See you next month!

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