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Engineering is so trendy these days that everybody wants to be one. The word "engineer" is greatly overused. If there's somebody in your life who you think is trying to pass as an engineer, give him this test to discern the truth. You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You...

A. Straighten it.
B. Ignore it.
C. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a solar-powered, self- adjusting picture frame while often stating aloud your belief that the inventor of the nail was a total moron.

The correct answer is "C" but partial credit can be given to anybody who writes "It depends" in the margin of the test or simply blames the whole stupid thing on "Marketing."

SOCIAL SKILLS

Engineers have different objectives when it comes to social interaction. "Normal" people expect to accomplish several unrealistic things from social interaction:

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A women, really loved her dog named Simba. The women once went to wash and this dog went with her as he always did. The lady filled the bath with a lot of bubbles and she went in. The dog jumped in with her and she couldn't see the dog so she was calling him "simba simba." While she was lookig for the dog, the dog jumped out of the bath and went out. She went after him nude, but the dog went outside in the street. She was confused of what she was going to do because she was nude. So she said to herself "people now got used to the top part the problem is underneath" So she got a frame with a picture. And she went out. Everyone looking at her. She saw a police and stopped him and said "have you seen my dog Simba?" While asking him the photo slipped out of the frame and everything was on show. And the police tolde her "I didn't see the dog i am now seeing a pussy!!!"