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Do not argue with an idiot
Hot 3 years agoby AlexanderDo not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
5921Death had a near Chuck Norris experience ...
Hot 2 years agoDeath had a near Chuck Norris experience
163Others Before Me?
Hot 2 years agoThe morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?
"After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, "Well, I'm waiting."
And the guy takes a deep breath and says, "Well, I'm still counting."174The lesson is what you read in the
Hot 2 years agoThe lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.
154A Cowboy's Guide to Life
Hot 7 years agoA Cowboy's Guide to Life
Never squat with yer spurs on.
There are two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey.
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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