"Do not argue with an idiot" joke

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.

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crazy_driver_78:Those who think they know it all annoy those who do.
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Anonym:LOL!!! Can't disagree with this one!
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