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Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?" "That's a ferry-boat, George my love," answered Elton." Oooh!" Squealed George, "I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!"
Q. What's the difference between Bill and Monica.
A. One can't come clean and the other one can't clean cum.
Q. What's Monica's favorite instrument?
A. She's good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!
Q. How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history?
A. The President after Bush
Q. What's the new game there playing in the White House?
A. Swallow the Leader
Q. Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A. It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"
Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun!
Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got two fives for a ten?
Q. How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
A. By putting a plunger in the toilet.
Q. What is the name of Helen Keller's dog?
A. Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.
Q. What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Q. What did Chelsea say when Hillary more...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?""That's a ferry-boat, George my love," answered Elton."Oooh!" Squealed George, "I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!"
Q. What do you call a faggot at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Water pollution