Helen Jokes

Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.

Today is the anniversary of the day Helen Keller learned to spell water. Today, most schoolkids can't spell it.

Q. Did you know that Helen Keller had a pony?
A. Neither did she.

Iowa rep Steve King apologized for saying the 72 virgins waiting for deceased terrorist al-Zarqawi "probably all look like" White House Press Corps reporter Helen Thomas. Explained King, "Obviously Helen hasn't looked like a virgin for about 60 years."

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