Jackson Jokes

What did Michael Jackson get when he passed his driving test?
A couple of minors

Michael Jackson was in a room bumming George Michael. Suddenly Michael Jackson said 'I have to go now, but i'll be back in five minutes, whatever you do don't wank.' At that, Michael left.
Five minutes later Michael returned to find cum all over the ceiling and walls. 'What the hell happened here, I told you not to wank.' But George replied 'I didn't; I farted'

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson rapes little kids.

Q:what do u call a kiddie pool in micheal jacksons back yard?
A:temtation island
Q: what do micheal jackson and burger king have in common
A:they both stick there meat in 13 year old buns

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"