Circular Jokes

A blonde wanted to take up a new hobby so decided to take up ice fishing. She got all of the equipment and set off to start her new hobby. She found a piece of ice and cut a small circular hole in it. On went the maggot on then end of her fishing rod and in went the rod into the water. Minutes later a voice came from above which said "there are no fish under the ice!" Confused she moved futher down the patch of ice that she had found. Once again, she cut a small circular hole in to the ice and in went her rod. Once again a booming voice made her jump. "there are no fish under the ice!" Confused she stuttered "God, God is that you?" "No this is not God, this is the manager of the ice rink!"

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...

43.3% of statistics are meaningless!

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

It said' Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.

Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

|||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!

Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician.

Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.

The buck doesn't even slow down here!

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.

Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

Advice is free: more...

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.Eschew obfuscation.Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.Editing is a rewording activity.Make yourself at home. ....clean my kitchen Allow me to introduce my selves

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Be nice to your kids... They will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Eschew obfuscation. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.

Editing is a rewording activity.

Make yourself at home. .... clean my kitchen

Allow me to introduce my selves

Better living through denial

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

Too many freaks not enough circuses