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    A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
    She wakes up and decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that". The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door.
    The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition.
    (n) a person receiving payment for sexual services.
    The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear.
    (n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.

    Whats the definition of tight?
    Throwing a bomb under someones wheelchair and telling them to run for thier lives.

    Q: What's the definition of chutzpah? A: A boy who kills his parents and then begs the court for mercy - because he's an orphan.

    A koala bear comes to the city and wants to be like the rest of the men, so he hires a prostitute and has sex with her. In the morning he bangs her one more time and grabs his stuff to leave. The prostitute says" Wait, you have to pay me." She shows him the definition of protitute:has sex and gets paid. The koala shows her he definition of koala bear: eats bush and leaves.

    What is the definition of Agony? A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

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