"What is the redneck definition of sexual maturity?" joke

Question: What is the redneck definition of sexual maturity?
Answer: An eight year old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other. Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing more...

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q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

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Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.
Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."
So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.

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