Dirty Mouth Jokes / Recent Jokes

British man James Seaton is on trial for beating a woman with a hammer and then sawing off her head after she revealed she was a lesbian.
Ah, the irony - if she hadn't been a lesbian, there wouldn't have been all those tools lying around.

Alabama police have been using macadamia nuts as a crack decoy. Officers would chop up the nuts and sell them to unsuspecting crackheads. The program has worked well to decrease the amount of drug trafficking in many neighborhoods, but has also led to a new breed of addicts looking for anything tropical and nutty to smoke.

A former porn star posted hundreds of text messages from Tiger Woods showing his proclivity for aggressive sex. And we thought golfers hated the rough.

Two gay men were on an American Airlines flight, one asleep with his head on the other's shoulder, and a flight attendant came over and told them to "stop that, the touching and the kissing."
She then saw a Muslim trying to light his shoe on fire, and said, "Need a match?"

I have a new nickname for my penis: The Artist Formerly Known As a Hard-On...

Rev. Ted Haggard was accused by a male hustler of paying for sex once a month for three years, and doing crystal meth, while simultaneously preaching against gay sex.
If I did all that, I'd be haggard, too.

A new antidepressant drug designed specifically to treat premature ejaculation proved safe and effective in two large trials, researchers report. A third test was abruptly halted, with scientists apologizing, saying that this has never happened before.