Dirty Mouth Jokes / Recent Jokes
Good news for aging hippies: Scientists have found that smoking grass may stave off Alzheimer's disease. New research shows that the active ingredient in marijuana may prevent the progression of the disease by preserving levels of an important neurotransmitter that allows the brain to function.
Those afflicted with Alzheimer's are said to suffer from memory loss, impaired decision-making, and diminished language and movement skills.
Hmm... doesn't that sound an awful lot like the typical pot-smoker?
...Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 yrs in prison after he was found with 200 grams of heroin in the disposable diaper he was wearing...when the arresting officer asked Keys where he got the heroin, the man replied, "Depends."
Guy Adams, a representative of a right wing organization called “Renew America,” said that the latest “trend” among gay men is sex with infants.
No, that would be Demi Moore.
The guitarist from Christian Metal band Stryper has recently wed a former prostitute now turned evangelical.
She runs a Christian outreach called Hookers for Jesus.
Ive done my research and they do offer a 12 for 1 Apostle rate.
No matter how much you pay, you can only cum once.
They talk about a second coming...
but we all know thats never going to happen.
July 17-July 23, 2006
"We're gonna pound Hezbollah like a stripper at a Duke lacrosse party."
-Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.
New York- Cheesecake in hand, the police commissioner personally apologized Friday for the 50 or so mistaken, door-pounding visits that police have made to the home of a bewildered elderly Brooklyn couple in the past eight years.
"We are glad that the NYPD has fixed the problem." The couple said after the visit. "We just hope that we can get back to our lives and the things that we love." Among them, the couple said, were, "playing with their grandchildren, knitting, and producing crystal meth."
Hayden Christensen has refused to confirm or deny rumors that he is gay, saying, "It's fun. I enjoy the speculation."
Watch for a new "Star Wars" movie starring a new character, "Darth Phyllis."