Dirty Mouth Jokes / Recent Jokes
A conservative "family values" group recently got video footage of a gay-rights rally held in Washington removed from a promotional video at the Lincoln Memorial, because they said it implied that Lincoln supported gay people.
Well, we know he supported the theater...
Affirmative action shouldn't just benefit blacks. It should help all the groups that have been discriminated against. Like Jews should get into college before Germans, and women should get in before men, gay people before straight, fat before thin. But you can't do that, cause if you did, the only people in college would be fat, black, Jewish, lesbians. And who wants that? I mean there's more to college than just softball!
A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for poor, disabled children.
A portion of the funds will provide medical treatment for the auction winners.
A farmer in Southwest England claims that cows moo with an accent. According to Lloyd Green, dairy farmer and man with waaaayyyy to much time on his hands, believes that his cows moo with a bit of a Sommerset drawl. When asked to correctly identify a Scottish, Welsh, and American cow just by their moo, Green was 3 for 3. He said, "The Scottish and Welsh cows had a bit of a brouge, and the American cow had a redneck fucking it."
The hard drives in copy machines store your info and make you susceptible to Identity Theft. So someone could be running around with your ass print.
Q: You know how to piss off a room full of bohemian feminists?
A: Go to a poetry reading, walk up to the mic and announce you'd like to read a new piece entitled, "Fuck Sylvia Plath."
A Lakewood couple found a small bag of marijuana in a bag of food picked up at a local Del Taco Restaurant. Thirty minutes later the couple returned an ordered 16 tacos, 12 burritos and 8 large sodas.