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    One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. "God," he said, "What is heaven like?" God replied, "Well, normally I don't tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!" The man looked pleased. "What is hell like?" he asked. "Well," he said with a sigh, "the French will be the mechanics; the Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers."

    HEAVEN is where: The police are British The chefs Italian The mechanics are German The lovers are French and it`s all organised by the Swiss HELL is where: The police are German The chefs are British The mechanics are French The lovers are Swiss and it`s all organised by the Italians!!

    Lost on a rainy night, a nun comes across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and is treated to the best fish and chips she has ever had.
    After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. There, she's greeted by two of the Brothers. "Hello, Sister," the first one says. "I am Brother Andrew, and this is Brother Nicholas."
    "I'm very pleased to meet you," the nun replies. "I would like to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I have ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
    "Well, I am the fish friar," Brother Nicholas says.
    She turns to the other Brother and says, "Then you must be... "
    "Yes, I'm afraid so - I am the chip monk," he replies.

    Q.Why are chefs so cruel?
    A.Because they beat eggs and whip cream!!

    One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question."God," he said, "What is heaven like?" God replied, "Well, normally I dont tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!" The man looked pleased. "What is hell like?" he asked."Well," he said with a sigh, "the French will be the mechanics; the Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers."

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