"One night" joke

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. "God," he said, "What is heaven like?" God replied, "Well, normally I don't tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!" The man looked pleased. "What is hell like?" he asked. "Well," he said with a sigh, "the French will be the mechanics; the Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers."

Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?
A. She got her finger caught in a dike!

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In Mumbai Thursday, the father, mother and son of Ayub Kolsawala, one of those held in Amsterdam after an incident on a flight to India.

PARIS, Aug. 24 - Dutch authorities said Thursday that they were releasing all 12 passengers arrested on Wednesday after they aroused more...

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Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open? A. She got her finger caught in a dike!

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There is a lot of talk about the United Nations creating a combined strike force with troops from several nations included in it.
Could it work? Let's take a look at one operation.
A combined force beach landing on a tropical island. When the troops hit the more...

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How about making the evening a Dutch treat?" cooed the delectable blonde to her handsome escort. "You pay for dinner and drinks-and the rest of the evening will be on me."

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