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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog
and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides
to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 Wood." The guy takes out a 3 Wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK, where to next?" The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las more...
There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.
''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot a buck.'' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.
''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot an elephant.'' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.
"What happened?" they all asked.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I got hit by a train."
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went to the local sporting goods stored and asked the shopkepper. "I need a really nice gun to hunt deer with"
The shopkeeper gave him a gun and said, "This gun is perfect for any deer"
Taking the gun, and jumping into his Jeep the new hunter went into the woods to search for deer. While looking around for his new sport, he saw nothing. Then, when he was just about ready to give up he saw a Bear in the distance. Not wanting to waste this journey he took aim and, BOOM! When the smoke cleared to his surprise, no bear.
Suddenly, Fred felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he saw the bear.
"What the hell do you think you are doing?" asked the bear.
"I'm sorry, I did mean to, I'll never do it again!" whined Fred.
"Pull down your pants, just so you understand how serious I am" explains the Bear.
Reluctantly, Fred does this and WHAM, the bear screws him more...
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went to the local sporting goods stored and asked the shopkepper. "I need a really nice gun to hunt deer with"The shopkeeper gave him a gun and said, "This gun is perfect for any deer"Taking the gun, and jumping into his Jeep the new hunter went into the woods to search for deer. While looking around for his new sport, he saw nothing. Then, when he was just about ready to give up he saw a Bear in the distance. Not wanting to waste this journey he took aim and, BOOM! When the smoke cleared to his surprise, no bear.Suddenly, Fred felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he saw the bear."What the hell do you think you are doing?" asked the bear."I'm sorry, I did mean to, I'll never do it again!" whined Fred."Pull down your pants, just so you understand how serious I am" explains the Bear.Reluctantly, Fred does this and WHAM, the bear screws him up the ass.All pissed off Fred more...
There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.
''How did you get that?'' they all asked.
''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot a buck.'' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.
''How did you get that?" they all asked.
''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot an elephant.'' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.
"What happened?" they all asked.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I got hit by a train."