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    A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and POOF-the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise.
    Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the fairy picked up her wand and POOF - the husband was 90.

    Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand? A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.

    A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband`s turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I`m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful should remember more...

    A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating
    their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy
    appeared to congratulate them and grant them
    each one wish.

    The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy
    waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her
    hand for a world cruise.

    Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted.

    He said; "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger
    than me."

    So the the fairy picked up her wand and poof -
    the husband was 90.

    A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

    During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each.


    Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.

    The fairy waved her wand and boom!. .. the wife had the tickets in her hand.

    Next, it was the husband''s turn and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart''s desire.

    He paused for a moment, then said, "Well, honestly, I''d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

    The fairy picked up her wand and boom!. .. he was 90 years old.

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