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This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is not too experienced. So he asks his best man to come along on the honeymoon and give a few pointers. The best man exclaims, "Come on man, its your honeymoon, you're supposed to be spending time with your wife, not your best friend!" To which the groom replies that he has already paid for a room next door to his for the best man. After much coercion, the best man give in and decides to go along. They work out a system where the best man will pound on the wall and shout advice if he hears anything going wrong. So the honeymoon comes and goes, and the bride and groom go to the honeymoon suite of the hotel, and the best man goes to his room next door. After a few moments, the bride gets undressed, but the groom gets so nervous he runs into the bathroom and locks the door. After about five minutes of waiting, the bride says, "honey, are you coming out, I have to go to the bathroom!"The groom replies, more...

You no the really fat boy who has been on the news recently the news proscenter asked him what was his faverote instroment and he said the diner bell hha boom boom

Where does suddam hussain keep his cd collection??
IN IRAQ (a rack)
Ha ha boom boom

A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each.


Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.

The fairy waved her wand and boom!. .. the wife had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband''s turn and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart''s desire.

He paused for a moment, then said, "Well, honestly, I''d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand and boom!. .. he was 90 years old.

A drummer sits behind the drumset and the band leader says, "Can you play a samba pattern with your bass drum?"
The drummer obliges with a quick "boom b boom" samba pattern.
The band leader then asks, "Can you add a Mozambique cowbell pattern along with that with your right hand?"
The drummer thinks to himself, "I can do that, no problem" and obliges, giving it his best Steve Gadd possible. He is then told, "Now add a 2/3 clave with your left foot on the hi hat."
The drummer's struggling a bit with this one but finally works it out and stiffins his back, all proud of himself.
Next he hears, "Now add a cascara pattern on the snare with your left hand." Years of studying Gary Chester books and listening to world music finally come to fruition and the relieved drummer finds he can play the whole pattern with no problem.
Pleased with himself, he asks the band leader "So, do I get the more...

A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.
During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each.
Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.
The fairy waved her wand and boom!... the wife had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart's desire.
He paused for a moment, then said, "Well, honestly, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand and boom!... he was 90 years old.

: 1. Is this the NKOTB reunion concert?

2. Does anyone know what state Lance is from?

3. Joey's Hoe #56

4. All the fellas in the house, lemme hear ya say Boom Shaka Laka Boom!

5. This Song Sucks! (and hold it up at the beginning of every song, or even better, hold it up when they're talking)

6. This girl has B.O. (with an arrow pointing to the person next to you)

7. I hate baby blue!

8. I actually like Joey actually

9. I'll Lay Down Beside You AJ!

10. Steve Fatone is HOT! (just a quick way to get yourself on the big screen)

11. What up, J-Dawg? Just wanted to make you feel welcome, yo.

12. Justin & Britney 4-Ever

13. Why don't you guys ever sing "The Hardest Thing?"

14. Hey JC! Where's Bobbi?

15. I made this poster just in case you guys forgot what you looked like (and tape a bunch of teeny posters on it)

16. more...