"Top thirty signs to bring to an Nsync concert" joke

: 1. Is this the NKOTB reunion concert?

2. Does anyone know what state Lance is from?

3. Joey's Hoe #56

4. All the fellas in the house, lemme hear ya say Boom Shaka Laka Boom!

5. This Song Sucks! (and hold it up at the beginning of every song, or even better, hold it up when they're talking)

6. This girl has B.O. (with an arrow pointing to the person next to you)

7. I hate baby blue!

8. I actually like Joey actually

9. I'll Lay Down Beside You AJ!

10. Steve Fatone is HOT! (just a quick way to get yourself on the big screen)

11. What up, J-Dawg? Just wanted to make you feel welcome, yo.

12. Justin & Britney 4-Ever

13. Why don't you guys ever sing "The Hardest Thing?"

14. Hey JC! Where's Bobbi?

15. I made this poster just in case you guys forgot what you looked like (and tape a bunch of teeny posters on it)

16. Scream louder for Chris! Hearing loss comes w/old age!

17. This one's a little hard to explain... at the top, write Justin's To-DoList. Underneath that, write Opening Acts and cross it out. Then write, Britney with a check next to her name, then Tatyana with a check next to hers and then whatever girl is opening at this particular concert, leave the box unchecked.

18. JC's got it goin on FUNKY STYLE!

19. Who's this Lance guy everyone's talking about?

20. JC, will you conduct my school's band?

21. JC, Justin, and Chris all have girlfriends!

22. Britney Spears is my idol!

23. God Musta Spent a Little More Time on ME.

24. Hey! I'm legal!

25. Look at me, I'm not wearing baby blue!

26. JC is a totally narly dude! (Think JC's Character' Wipeout' on "Emerald Cove" *MMC*)

27. Justin, I'll be your Apple Jacks and you can eat me all day long!

28. Why don't you ever return my phone calls? I want my child support!

29. What possessed you guys to ever write Giddy Up?

30. Dreds & a goatee! Gee Chris, that's CRAZY!