Atheism Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion?
A: They have no prophets!

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Q: How many alt.atheism readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw the bulb, one to prove that it exists anyway.

Atheism: a non-prophet religion.

I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.