Kria's Jokes

Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...


... is 12 inches.

Q: Why do men prefer blondes?
A: Men always like intellectual company

Q: Why do women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A: Lifting his legs so that you can vacuum.

Q: Why do men like BMWs?
A: They can spell it.

Q: How did the angry guy try to kill his pet bird?
A: Throw it off a cliff.

Q: What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A: A hot dog and a six pack.