Kria's Jokes

Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.

Q. Why is three feminists going over a cliff in a sedan car is a shame?
A. Because a sedan has four seats!

Q. Two feminists in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The police!

Q. What's the first question during a feminist quiz night
A. What you looking at?

Q. If you are driving and you see a feminist on a bike, why should you try not to hit her?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What do you call a feminist in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.