"Yo Mama's Head So Large" joke

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.