"Was Monica lying?" joke

A reporter asked Clinton one day. "Was Monica lying?"
Clinton responded by saying. "No, she was on her knees."

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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