"The best way to combat criminals is" joke

The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher a long walk off a short pier! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher your gun, Sheriff! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't
say a word...
he more...

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