"What did Cinderella Dolphin where " joke

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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What's the definition of an overbite?
When you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit!

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Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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jasdj:your hairline is the only reason why the water is salty
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jasdj:your hairline is the only reason why the water is salty
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jasdj:your hairline is the only reason why the water is salty
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Boss:Your hairline say look at my dap
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Lil drew:yo hairline so fucked up it ran 50 yards back.
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MM:your hairlines higher than Rob Ford
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Daniel:Yo hairline produced by way back music
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Corinne:Lol
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