"What did Cinderella Dolphin where " joke

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader.
"Moshe, have you lost your mind? more...

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sd:cannot see rest of joke
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jasdj:your hairline is the only reason why the water is salty
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jasdj:your hairline is the only reason why the water is salty
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jasdj:your hairline is the only reason why the water is salty
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Boss:Your hairline say look at my dap
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Lil drew:yo hairline so fucked up it ran 50 yards back.
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Daniel:Yo hairline produced by way back music
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Corinne:Lol
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