"What did Cinderella Dolphin where " joke

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Three nurses died and went to Heaven, where they were met at the Pearly
Gates by St. Peter.
To the first, he asked, "So, what did you used to do back on Earth? Why
do you think you should be allowed to come into Heaven?"
"I was a nurse at an inner more...

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Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers.
Gentlemen:
The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your "PECKER." Mainly because 98% of the time you pecker is out of work and the 2% it is in the hole. Moreover, it has two dependents who more...

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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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jasdj:your hairline is the only reason why the water is salty
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jasdj:your hairline is the only reason why the water is salty
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jasdj:your hairline is the only reason why the water is salty
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Lil drew:yo hairline so fucked up it ran 50 yards back.
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Corinne:Lol
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