"Uconn joke" joke

by TJ

Q: What does the average UConn player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Q : How do you come to own a small business?
A : Start a large business and put an UConn grad in charge of it.

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A little boy and his mother were walking in a cemetery when they came
upon a headstone that read “Here lies an UConn graduate and an honest man.”
The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?”

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Q: How do you get an UConn cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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