"Uconn cheerleaders" joke
Q: What do you get when you put 32 UConn cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Q : How do you come to own a small business?
A : Start a large business and put an UConn grad in charge of it.
A little boy and his mother were walking in a cemetery when they came
upon a headstone that read “Here lies an UConn graduate and an honest man.”
The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?”
Q: How do you get an UConn cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...