"The most enjoyable way to follow a " joke
The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Alexander:I knew I'm a vegetarian! ;)
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