Cow Jokes

What is a cow's favorite TV show? Dr Moo! Why was the farmer hopping mad? Because someone had trodden on his corn! What would happen if bulls could fly? You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up! What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud? A sheep that's under the weather! Why do cows like being told jokes? Because they like being amoosed! What goes' peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons! What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig? A groundhog! How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance! What do you call a joke book for chickens? A yolk book!

Q: Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
A: To the moovies

The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.

They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf