"Settling scores" joke
A Pakistani soldier was caught trespassing in the private quarter of a home. The houseowner hauled him out into the street and both he and his son began to thrash him. A passerby joined them. The military police rescued the soldier and arrested the three men. They were arraigned before a military court.
Assaulting a man in military uniform is a very serious crime, punishable by death,' said the presiding officer to the three accused.' What explanations have you to offer as extenuating circumstances?'
The elderly houseowner replied:' Sir, I caught this man trying to molest my daughter. The honour of a Pakistani daughter is more sacred than one's life.'
'Quite right!', agreed the presiding officer.' And what do you have to say?', He asked the houseowner's son.
'Sir, this fellow was. trying to take liberties with my sister. The honour of a Pakistani sister is more precious that one's life/ he replied.
'Quite right!' agreed the presiding officer, and turned to the third accused.' You are not related to these people; you did not even know who they were? Why did you join in the assault?''Ghareeb parwar (defender of the poor), forgive me. I made a terrible mistake. When I saw these two men beating up this fellow in uniform, I thought martial law had been lifted. So I thought I could also settle scores with the army.'
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Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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