"Nan please" joke

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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Chuck Norris can actually un-scramble an egg.

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Joshua Quaicoe:your hairline is so ugly the cool laid man said oh no
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lololol yu fat:your nan has no legs so i doubt it
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Josephine:Oh my...I'm a Methodist, and I try so hard not to laugh....
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