"Nan please" joke

- Fuck off, ninja!
- Nan, thats a muslim.

Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.

First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?
A: He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?
FiretrUCK

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Joshua Quaicoe:your hairline is so ugly the cool laid man said oh no
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lololol yu fat:your nan has no legs so i doubt it
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Josephine:Oh my...I'm a Methodist, and I try so hard not to laugh....
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